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Sunday 29 March 2015

I’m back. As Heather O’Rourke once said in Poltergeist. Kind of.

I haven’t done any gardening for quite a while. There are two reasons. I was looking after my mum who has now gone into a nursing home.

The other reason is that I hate the cold weather and couldn’t face going out into the garden.

However I don’t need to. I was going around the supermarket when I caught sight of some bargain buckets. They come with compost and seeds. All you need to do is fill up the buckets with compost and scatter the seed and water.

I bought pepper and chilli buckets. If they come up I will make curry I thought.

I know I could have got the stuff much cheaper at any garden centre but I am a sucker for anything that is nicely packaged and labelled as convenient.

I have never claimed to be a gardening expert. I know about orchids and that is it really.

When it comes to planting seeds they usually don’t come up for some reason.

Anyway I followed the instructions. Tipped the compost in. Scattered said seeds and watered them. Then chucked a bit more compost over the top. I had some left but hoped that didn’t matter.

I waited two weeks and nothing seemed to be happening. I was just about to throw the buckets out when I noticed some small seedlings coming up but only in the chillies bucket.

After reading a gardening magazine I realised I should have placed the seeds carefully, spaced out in the bucket rather than just throwing them around.

They are all coming up together now so I guess the chillies won’t grow very big if they are all cramped up in a small space together.







After several weeks just one seedling came up in the second bucket. I joked to my mum in the nursing home. I have paid £5 for one pepper.

Anyway just a few days later a few more made an appearance. Now I have around 16 seedlings. I can’t wait to make that curry.


Monday 9 September 2013

Snail City



OUR garden is like a convention for slugs and snails. I’m serious. I could supply all the restaurants in France with them.

And our slugs don’t just stop at the leaves. Oh no. They even eat the flowers as well.

hosters ravaged by slugs and snails
On a visit to a garden centre the other day I picked up what I thought was the answer to my prayers.

A bottle of slug formula that you let down and then water the plants with. I duly followed the instructions.

It’s clearly powerful stuff as it killed my gorgeous gerbera but failed to deter the slimy pests.

In fact they’ve eaten more than before. Perhaps they thrive on it. A bit like the wildlife in the immediate vicinity of the Chernobyl disaster.

I can’t use slug pellets as my Jack Russell is attracted to them as well as the slugs.

Since taking up gardening a few mysteries have puzzled me. We have day lilies. One day I decided to photograph them. When I looked out of the window they looked like they had died over night.

drooping day lillies


A few days later they appeared to come back to life. Maybe they are just camera shy?

I have also discovered that if any water hits flowers when you are watering plants they seem to rot away and die.

If this is the case how do plants survive outside when it rains? If anyone has the answer to any of these mysteries please email me.

I also need to discover whether a holly bush in my garden is in fact poison ivy. 

mystery ivy


I thought that only existed in America but when I pruned it the other day I came out in a rash and was itching for days.

Our back garden is improving though. 


coleus

panoramic view of the garden

coleus





The other day I cleared all the weeds and rocks from the side of the shed.


before


after


I plan to put down scree to stop weeds coming up and make it look smarter. 

I also plan a vegetable patch at the bottom of the garden if I can make them grow in partial shade. 

Again if anyone knows the answer to this please contact me.

I have decided to plant snowdrop bulbs under the holly trees.

Seeds I have planted in the past have failed to come up as promised but I will have to wait until next Spring to find out if I really do have a green thumb.


Monday 19 August 2013

Southport Flower Show


IT was Gardening Girl’s first visit to Southport Flower Show.

The show, held over four days boasted everything from spectacular blooms to fruit and veg displays, artwork, crafts and family entertainment.

The site is huge and it took me several hours walking around capturing the floral splendor.

Keith Partington (pictured) was drawing in the customers with his magnificent tower of sunflowers.




The Amateur Gardeners Tent boasted amazing flower, fruit and vegetable displays.








Over in the Grand Marquee I snapped gladioli, scented oriental lilies and begonias.








In the Floral Art tent were inventive displays. Unsurprisingly this particular display caught my eye.





This representation of sushi also impressed me. Incidentally my photo homes in on the sushi part for artistic reasons. The actual display was much bigger.



These gorgeous hardy perennials and grasses demonstrating late summer flowering was created by Sue Beesley of Bluebell Cottage Gardens Nursery in Cheshire.



I also checked out these bonsai trees.



All this photo taking is hungry work. I decided to stop for a hog roast roll. Unfortunately everyone else had the same idea and there seemed to be only one stall selling them.

The show is not just confined to flower displays. I was very tempted by the novelty wooden solar-powered paperweight/calculator at the wood turners tent.

And over in the crafts marquee I was talked into buying some crystal goblets, made and hand painted in Jerusalem by a handsome Palestinian man.

The crowd was entertained with a thrilling jousting match between the black knight and the good guy Thatcher.

“You guys are getting bloodthirsty,” the compere remarked as the crowd urged Thatcher to chop off the black knight’s head.

Intelligent dogs and clowns on tricycles provided other entertainment in the arena.




I picked up some miniature daffodil bulbs for the garden before leaving.


Monday 12 August 2013

Invasion of the Body Snatchers


After my success in resurrecting half-dead orchids I have been searching the Internet for fellow fanatics.

I came across the website of the North of England Orchid Society with details of an annual orchid showcase.

Unfortunately I missed it by days but discovered that a smaller show was being staged deep in the Cheshire countryside.

After tapping the details into my sat nav I was taken through breathtaking countryside before ending up in a pretty village.

The venue was opposite the village pub packed with families and visitors to a farmers market.

As I walked into the community hall I could almost imagine tumbleweed rolling across the floor in front of me.

It was virtually deserted apart from four elderly orchid lovers standing behind their stalls.

The woman behind the entry desk looked up from her cup of tea blinking in surprise at finally encountering a visitor. “Oh no dear. You don’t have to pay to come in,” she smiled.

The show was small with only a few blooms but some truly spectacular specimens. 

The Best in Show was a huge towering orchid with matching vertical rows of jawdropping white blooms.

How would the winner would have managed such a feat I asked?

Heated greenhouses are the secret one craggy-faced stallholder confided. 

In Holland they can get better flowers because they don’t have to abide by the same horticultural rules as the British, he added.

As I browsed his stall he held up a pot which contained bunches of fat green pods.

I couldn’t help being reminded of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, a creepy 1950s science-fiction movie where aliens grow doubles of the townspeople in pods. I knew I had to own it.

“It’s a Coelogyne cristata”, he explained. “Very easy to look after”.


Coelogyne cristata


As I was leaving the elderly woman by the door offered some words of advice. 

“Keep all your orchids in a tub on the floor. That way you can have more in a restricted space”. 

As I left the cries rang in my ears. “She’s got the bug all right. Join us.” Just what the alien invaders would have said.



Some other orchids I snapped up on the day.
Dendrobium nobile virginalis

Dendrobium Kingianum